Try it yourself in the comment section! Keep a stop watch going, be honest and- Also… maybe we should all get jobs.
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This Monday, my weekly articles for Nerdist News and Tokyo Pop begin to be disseminated (sexy) around the world via a nifty lil newsletter. Do me a huge preemptive favor and subscribe here!
I’ll mostly be talking about Anime, Manga and all things Japanese- but I promise to make it as interesting as possible for “non-fans”… but seriously. Become a fan. Water’s fine.
In which Misti and myself chat about what were currently watching on T.V!
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ALREADY READ? PROCEED THROUGH THE GATES.
Thought I’d update ya’ll (it means you all, in the American South) on what I’m currently up to.
BAGGED & BOARDED: Is back (ish)! Myself and Misti have some fun guests lined up this month and are hoping to return the show to weekly normalcy at some point in the very near future/and or already have!
G.E.E.K: Axel is chugging along, art-wise; about halfway through the book. Big updates coming soon but believe me, G.E.E.K is on it’s way!
HIGHER BEING: Every week on this very website, I’m publishing a new chapter of my “Inter-Novel” Higher Being! Check it out at the top of the page.
TEAM JACK: Is on its way back, starting with episode 50 and special guest KEVIN SMITH!!!!
SECRET WEB-SERIES I’M DOING: Is a secret. But it’s awesome. But… still a secret.
TOKYOPOP/NERDIST NEWS: Happy to announce that starting in March, I’ll be writing three weekly newsletters for Nerdist under the TokyoPop brand; dealing with all things Manga, Anime and Japan in general! Subscribe here!
plus, I write screenplays everday and nap a lot too.
LET’S GO MARCH!
Law and Order: SUV- The New York City police department; against the advise of both public concern and common logic, decide to open up a task force to deal exclusively with crimes relating to the use of Sports Utility Vehicles.
Sample Episode: Detectives Sanders (Ethan Embry) and Reynault (Paul “Triple H” Levesque) are called into the scene of a crime at a local supermarket parking lot when a 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee collides with a 2004 Nissan Murano; and no one is safe. Guest starring Harry Dead Stanon as “Smitty- The Stock Boy”
Law and Order: PGA- A special hand selected branch of officers who’s task is to patrol the links of the PGA Golf Tour and try to keep the peace in a crazy world full of 9 Irons and fuzzy hats and 2pm cocktails.
Sample Episode: Detective Space-Suit (rapper 2 Chainz) and Special D.A Montrose (Natasha Kinski) are in the bunker on this one, when pro golfer Skanky Tudro (special guest William Baldwin) winds up missing the day before the Augusta National.
Law and Order: Petty Crimes- The Tulsa Oklahoma police department is busier than ever- stopping unwanted skateboarding, reprimanding people who wear their pants too low and generally policing the “kind of” safety of Tulsa and it’s outlying areas.
Sample Episode: When local menace Timmy (Freddy Highmore) is caught shoplifting a comb, Detective’s Frik (Tyrese Gibbons) and Frak (Tim Blake Nelson) must delve to the bottom of a comb-snatching ring that could extend the entire breadth of Tulsa. With an original song by 3-6-Mafia.
Law and Order: Hogsmeade- Hogsmeade may seem like an idyllic retreat for any hard working Hogwarts student, but lurking behind the narrow corners and alleyways lies a crime ridden, butter beer serving hamlet. These are the stories of the wizards and muggles who patrol that hamlet.
Sample Episode: P.C Wiggans (Colin Firth) and Detectiveress ThistleCrumb (Emma Stone) find themselves working the case of a career when a young wizard is drugged polyjuice potion at a christmas party- A wizard with far reaching political ties. Guest starring Dom Deluise as ShookCranks.
Law and Order: lawww end Ord Her- New York City’s special unit made up of “bright” toddlers, who just might be the only thing between the good guys and bad guys of the Big Apple. That is; if they’ve had their naps.
Sample Episode: A bunch of babies play with an onion.
In which I present the second chapter of my Inter-Novel “HIGHER BEING”!
Click here to get your read on and all that sexy fun.
In which I have nothing better to do so I fantasy cast a non-existent movie. First up!
Check out who I chose by clicking here