Top 3 Flavors of Pop Tarts (Frosted, of course)

#1: Wild! Berry: That rarest of delights; Something that sounds so manufactured and disgusting upon first hearing of it that tastes so incredibly “yeah, that’s exactly what I want out of a breakfast snack good”. Hands down the best tasting/colored frosting in Pop-Tart history. The Wild! Berry, much like most good things in life was not to last and as of today you cannot easily (or maybe at all, the search continues) find them in stores. Oh, Kellogs you foul temptress; Be-still my heart and return to me my Wild! Berry.

#2: Brown Sugar Cinnamon: The old standard. When times get tough, I run to Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Nothing quite pairs with such a variety of beverages as this sweet morsel. Soda, Milk, Coffee; Hell, I’ve rocked Lemon Lime Gatorade (which is at the top of another list that we’ll get to sooner or later). Since before I can remember there’s been a pack or two of these in my fridge and it will remain that way until my dying days. One the best 24/7 snacks on this planet.

#3: Tie- Strawberry/Blueberry: One of mankind’s age old debates. Pepsi or Coke, Democrat or Republican, Ginger or Mary-Anne; Strawberry or Blueberry poptarts. When I walk the fruit snack/cookie aisle of my local grocer I am often faced with one of life’s toughest decisions. Do I go for that crimson strawberry goodness or that azure blueberry serenity. Starting a few months ago all that changed though. Now, it’s no decision at all. I get both!

And heres the real kicker. I REFRIGERATE THEM!!!! WHAT?!?!? COLD POP TARTS?!?!?! YES COLD POP TARTS SUCKA!!!!!!

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